Ok, this sounds like another good reason for me to stay Christian. I sure don’t want to insult my parent’s intelligence! 
On the first day of school, young Lucy took her seat in science class. The teacher began to explain why there was no God and why she was an atheist. The students all listened carefully. At the end of the class the teacher asked how many of the children wanted to be atheists like her.
Not wanting to contradict the new teacher all the students raised their hands — except Lucy. The teacher said, “Lucy, why didn’t you raise your hand?” Lucy responded, “Because I am not an atheist and never will be. I am a Christian.”
The teacher was perturbed and said, “Why are you a Christian?” Lucy answered, “My mother is intelligent and she is a Christian; my father is very intelligent and he is a Christian — so I am a Christian too.”
The teacher was angry now and asked, “That is ridiculous. If your mother was a moron and your father was a moron, what would you be then?”
Lucy thought for a moment and then said, “I’d probably be an atheist!”
H/T: Steve Ray
Tags: Humor
I came across this on Catholic Exchange today. A truly inspirational piece by Karen Rinehart.
It’s the day you spend one hour vacuuming the house and three hours trying to dislodge a pink Barbie comb out of the vacuum cleaner engine.
It’s the day you got a sitter for the baby, switched preschool carpool days, set the alarm thirty minutes early to put on makeup and iron a shirt in order to get to school for the class party, only to find out your kid told you the wrong day.
It’s the day you rush out the door to meet the bus on time, stub you toe and spill your Starbucks on your freshly ironed blouse only to have your kid say, “Why didn’t you bring the dog?”
It’s the day you remember to bring the dog to the bus stop but he sees a cat and pulls you into the half shut door which hits your brow bone so hard that you see stars, but you stumble to the bus stop anyway only to have the kid say, “Why are you late?”
… …
It’s the day you cave into your maternal conscience and put clean sheets on those stupid bunk beds only to throw out your back and be forced to cancel the hair appointment that’s made your life worth living for the last two weeks.
It’s the day you’re cemented to the couch with the bad back and heating pad, wondering if you’ll be incapacitated through the rest of the fall planting season only to have your daughter bring you a “Get Well” drawing, a root beer and a kiss.
It’s the day that anything that could possibly hit the domestic fan and fly in your face does; only you realize it’s going to be okay.
Read it in it’s entirety here.
Tags: Inspirational
Some have called him “the one“. Some have even taken him for their “messiah“. Apparently, the man actually thinks so about himself too. So.. let’s see prove of ID please. 
H/T: Inge
Tags: Humor, Obama
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