Our (Interactive) Father

Posted by: nekogalin Humor
9
Oct

Ever thought about what it’ll be like if God responded to your prayers in real-time, even while you’re still praying (or trying to pray)? I think it’ll probably be pretty amusing.

Thanks to The Ironic Catholic for sharing this on his blog! Here’s a snippet:

Our Father, Who Art In Heaven.
Yes?
Don’t interrupt me. I’m praying.
But… you called me!
Called you? No, I didn’t call you. I’m praying. Our Father who art in Heaven…
There… you did it again.
Did what?
Called me. You said, “Our Father, who art in Heaven.”
Well, here I am. What’s on your mind?
But I didn’t mean anything by it. I was, you know, just saying my prayers for the day. I always say the Lord’s Prayer. It makes me feel good, kind of like fulfilling a duty.
Well, all right. Go on….

Read the complete prayer here.

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1.  mary Soukup
October 13th, 2008 at 3:52 am

I love it and I’m going to read the whole thing Smile

 

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